the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
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