I woke up at 7am naked in my bathtub with the shower running. My apartment was so full of steam that my ceiling was dripping. Who thought it would be okay for me to get my own place, anyway?
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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