I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
On today's episode of "What the Shit Did I Do Last Night," drunk me deleted ALL of the text messages I've ever had. Awesome.
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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