he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
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