Me. At least after what I've been through.
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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