in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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