just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
That was an excessively violent trivia night
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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