Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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