So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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