According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
Naked Twister starts at high noon
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
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