You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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