you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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