I cant find my shoes, my wallet, or my keys, but i know where your sister is.
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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