Don't you send me to vm
Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
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