I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
whose parrot is this?
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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