so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
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