i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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