So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
You tried to tip the Uber driver with a meatball sub. Then, when he refused your meatball sub...you demanded he take you to the corner with the hookers. The valet has your keys and water balloons. I'm glad you're only in Chicago for the weekend.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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