Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
the only reason he called me tonight was because I fertilized his crops on farmville.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
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