So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
Randomize
