I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
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