I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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