Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
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