David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
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