Dual....:-)
we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
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