ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
I am one with the molecules
He? As in you personified your dick?
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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