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go home
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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