O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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