Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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