Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
I just cut my nipple shaving
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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