you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
Damn victory sex feels great
I feel like people expect me to always be a sarcastic, shade throwing drunk. And you know me, I hate to disappoint.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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