My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
Text me some of your sweat
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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