thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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