i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
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