So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
Randomize
