She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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