Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(404): View more from Georgia

Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.

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(785): View more from Kansas

So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?

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(616): View more from Michigan

I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.

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The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...

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(316): View more from Kansas

He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.

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(808): View more from Hawaii

And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.

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(856): View more from New Jersey

Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before

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(251): View more from Alabama

I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!

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(626): View more from California

My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.

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