have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
Your dad touched me again.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
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