Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
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