I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
You can make out without kissing
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