i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
I don't deserve a penis
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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