pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
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