do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
I'm sad that I feel like I need to temporarily change your name in my phone from Smashley until you have the baby and can be unsober with us again.
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
ok first of all what the fuck
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
Randomize
