is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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