I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
Randomize
