It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
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