You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
last night i was so high that when a homeless person asked me for a dollar, i responded: dolla dolla bill ya'll.
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
and she was petting her beer can
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
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