Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
Its about making memories worth repressing
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
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