in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
soo... how was my night?
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