is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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