Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
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