i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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