did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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