It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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